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The Signs and their Rooms

  • Aries:

    Messy, messy, messy. 'The chair' (you know which chair I'm talking about) has probably disappeared among all their clothes. Theory is that it probably fused to the ground.

  • Taurus:

    They have an ingrained connection with every single one of their possessions. They know you moved that sock 0.2 meters to the left don't deny it.

  • Gemini:

    Where's the floor? No one knows anymore. When they magically decide to clean up, it's like christmas morning when they find something they don't even remember having. Then, they get distracted by said thing and forget about cleaning up.

  • Cancer:

    Their room is their sanctuary. Probably going through an ant invasion because of all the food they eat there. Most likely to have a secret food stash.

  • Leo:

    Usually organized, though they can be lazy. They probably don't move enough to have a mess.

  • Virgo:

    Same as Taurus. Like the Eye of Sauron, they know everything that goes down there.They go into phases in which everything is probably color coded. They get lazy and give up a few weeks later when no one notices.

  • Libra:

    Probably unlivable until they decide Today is the Day and organize everything. They get bored halfway through and go back to feeling sorry for themselves because their rooms aren't pretty.

  • Scorpio:

    The walls are full with their interests. The mess control is manageable. Once you go in, it might be too dark to find your way out.

  • Sagittarius:

    Doesn't care at all about mess. Until they see someone else's clean room and their competitive gene appears. Soon it dies down and they go back to not caring.

  • Capricorn:

    Puts everyone else's to shame. Mostly, because like Leo, they are not naturally messy. Can be OCD about their space.

  • Aquarius:

    Their interests are also everywhere. They sleep next to their laptop. Their desk is no man's land.

  • Pisces:

    Clutter is their natural habitat. They probably don't remember the last time they turned on the lights. The windows have never been opened. An excavation team is needed to find the floor. Until people come over, then it's DEFCON 4 and everything is either organized or hidden.

dangerscissor:

mint-desu:

becausebirds:

I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

dangerscissor

o!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whysofly — here’s a pretty for you. 

apocalypse-patisserie:

sheisstrangerthanfiction:

prtypooper:

hahahaha this is amazing. 

Captain Small Ass and Falcon Big Butt in all their glory.

apocalypse-patisserie — for some reason, I really feel compelled to make sure you see this.  

This reminds me, I was watching Street Kings last night (I like it, don’t fuck with me) and there’s a delightful, prolonged right-boob grab as Chris’s character searches for the business cards in his shirt pocket.

Oh i saw Street Kings, and it was a good movie.  I liked it.  I didn’t keep it once I watched it (downloaded) because I didn’t think I’d watch it again (and hey, if I want to, I can dl it again anyway).  I don’t remember the right boob grab, but I was probably just distracted by how pretty he was.  

Have you seen Puncture?  That’s a tough one but good.  Snowpiercer is also really good.  You were a lit major, so you might really like The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond — Evans with a deep Southern accent (it’s a Tennessee Williams story, and he’s really sexy in it).  The one I’d warn against is Fierce People.  Yeah, that one really threw me off with Evans’ character.  >_>  

(Source: iwouldfookthat)

clintbarthon:

lifeywifey:

agirlofvariety:

Q: You just wrapped a film after working on it for a long time- what’s the first thing you want to do with your free time?

is this man aware of how barton-y he really is because it’s alarming

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894654139th proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

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